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al-ghoul · 2 years ago

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I am a notoriously dumb fuck today, seems to me.

Have to collect some saliva for tests.

Was told to do this "Immediately After Waking Up If You Wait Ten Minutes It Won't Be Correct!!!1"

The next one goes in 30 minutes and the next one in 60. And then not to go back to sleep for the whole day, and then do one before going to sleep in the evening.

Chew on the cotton for 1-2 minutes, put it in the tube, write down the time. Simple, yes? No!

Woke up, tried to contemplate did I actually wake up or not yet, got scared it's taking too long, grabbed the cotton, start chewing on it like a good boi I am, took the phone to write the time - turned out I was sleeping for only two hours, it not the morning yet.

Freaked out that I fucked up the tube, went to frantically google where to buy a new one, while deciding should I just go for it and call it a morning, when came back to my senses turned out I was chewing on the cotton for 20 minutes now.

The test is for stress hormone. (ba dum tss)

#well I am stressed all right!#good news is there's a lab nearby that might sell me one #so my good researcher won't be inconvenienced after all #why couldn't I just sleep for my eight hours like a normal person?#(because I'm not one)#you're supposed to collect it on weekend #when you're not stressed by the work and alarm clock #so I can't put an alarm on to signify the morning for me #and how should I know if it's morning or not without lying around for much more than 10 minutes?#I'll ask this later when I get the replacement tube thingy #wouldn't like it to fuck this up for second day in a row

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